What Our Readers Say

“Before discovering Fact Goblin, I only knew ordinary facts. Now I know at least seventeen extraordinary ones, and possibly a duck.”

Professor Leonard Wimpleton
Amateur Fact Enthusiast

How could a goblin this sweet ever be accused of making up testimonials?

“Fact Goblin answered questions I never thought to ask, including several that may not technically exist.”

Agnes Butterwick
Retired Librarian

“I came for one fact and somehow spent four hours reading about historical hat-related incidents. No regrets.”

Douglas P. Crankshaft
Railway Model Collector

“The accuracy is astonishing. I have not personally checked any of it, but it certainly feels correct.”

Mildred Frobisher
Local Resident

“Their article on migratory teapots completely changed how I view kitchenware.”

Geoffrey Snelling
Tea Appreciation Society

“I showed a Fact Goblin article to my neighbour. He stared thoughtfully into the distance for twenty minutes.”

They found each other searching for the same fact. How are babies made, and how do we make sure we don’t make any? We answered, and it brought them together. They are now married, with their 8th child on the way.

Harriet Blenkinsop
Garden Owner

“Finally, a source of facts that is willing to commit wholeheartedly to having facts.”

Cedric Wobbleworth
Independent Researcher

“Five stars. Four if you’re a coward.”

Anonymous

“My doctor told me to reduce stress. Reading Fact Goblin has replaced stress with confusion, which is much more manageable.”

Arthur P. Gudgeon
Former Accountant

“I have learned more from Fact Goblin than from my entire education, although my school has formally disputed this statement.”

Pamela Crumbleton
Lifelong Learner

Testimonials From Experts

This is Lady Octavia Ravenscroft-Pembroke, and part of her enormous fortune. Unfortunately, this photo was taken just prior to her reading our investment guide. She now lives in a tiny bedsit in Hackney, East London, with her aunt and her very flatulent gerbil.

“As a recognised authority on the subject of things generally, I can confirm that Fact Goblin is unquestionably one of the websites currently available.”

Professor Snorkle B. Thimblegrub, F.G.S., M.B.E., O.B.E., D.Phil., B.Sc. (Unverified)

“The editorial standards are rigorous. Every fact is carefully inspected before being released into the wild.”

Morkle Muckleaf
Chief Editor

“The statistics speak for themselves. Unfortunately they refuse to speak to me.”

Snibble Probblegrub
Senior Statistician

Small Print

Testimonials may have been translated from Goblin, interpreted from interpretive dance, or recovered from jars found in archives. Individual experiences may vary depending on moon phase, hat selection, and local duck activity.