Fact Goblin Dubious Fact Certifier
Fact Goblin Dubious Fact Certifier
Submit your fact below and our highly trained goblins will certify it with a level of confidence normally reserved for antique maps and suspicious puddles.
At last, the world has what it never properly asked for: an official method for certifying suspicious facts.
Madame Grizelda Stampwhistle is Fact Goblin’s Senior Certifying Officer in the Department of Rapid Verification and Aggressive Stamping. She can approve seventeen certificates before breakfast, reject a claim using only eyebrow pressure, and once verified an entire filing cabinet by accident. Her motto is: “If it moves, stamp it. If it doesn’t move, stamp it twice.”
Simply type your fact into the box below and submit it to the Fact Goblin Bureau of Almost Facts. Within moments, our highly trained goblins will examine your claim, argue near a filing cabinet, consult at least one unnecessary department, and return a formal certification result.
Your fact may be declared definitely true, emotionally true, technically suspicious, historically adjacent, or something even more bureaucratically fragrant.
This tool is suitable for settling arguments, proving your sibling wrong, validating pub theories, confirming household legends, and giving completely unnecessary authority to things you were already planning to say anyway.
Please note: certification by Fact Goblin is not legally binding, scientifically robust, or welcome in most professional meetings. It is, however, stamped with confidence, and sometimes that is almost better.