Discover Your Official Fact Goblin Name

Every respectable human has a name. Every truly interesting human has a Fact Goblin name.

Enter your ordinary human name below and our highly trained goblin naming apparatus will immediately ignore it, consult several unreliable archives, disturb a small committee, and issue you with a brand-new identity suitable for scholarly confusion, questionable research, and formal biscuit inspections.

Your generated name comes with an official Fact Goblin job title, carefully selected from the Institute’s internal personnel records. These titles may or may not be legally recognised, academically meaningful, or useful at airports.

Use your new name wisely.

Possible uses include:

• Signing fictional documents
• Confusing friends and family
• Adding unnecessary authority to dubious statements
• Beginning a new career in goblin-based factology
• Refusing to answer to your previous name at breakfast

Enter your name below to begin.