Become a Fact Goblin

Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, “This is fine, but what if I had bigger ears, more authority, and the unsettling confidence of someone who once verified a cheese sandwich?”

The Bubble Twincesses, now looking even prettier than ever as goblins

Excellent news. The Fact Goblin Department of Personal Goblinisation is now accepting photo submissions.

Upload a photo of yourself and our goblin staff will transform you into a fully certified Fact Goblin portrait. Once complete, your goblinified image will be emailed back to you.

Accepted file types: JPG, JPEG, PNG, and WEBP. Maximum file size: 10MB.

By uploading your photo, you confirm that you have permission to use it and that you are happy for us to use it to create your custom Fact Goblin image. We will only use your uploaded photo to create your requested goblin portrait and contact you about your order or request. Once your Fact Goblin portrait has been completed, we will delete your original photo. Your original photo will not be shared, published, sold, displayed, or used anywhere else at all.

Generate Your Goblin Name

What sort of photo should I upload?

IMPORTANT: Children must have parent or guardian permission before uploading a photo.

For best results, please send a photo that clearly shows your face.

You can be smiling, posing, looking dramatic, holding a cup of tea, standing beside a dinosaur, pretending to investigate a suspicious biscuit, or doing something fun in a fun setting. The more personality in the photo, the more goblin energy we have to work with.

Please avoid photos where your face is hidden, too dark, very blurry, tiny in the distance, covered by sunglasses, or blocked by a hat, helmet, sandwich, parrot, fog machine, or mysterious Victorian paperwork.

What happens next?

  1. Upload your photo using the form above.
  2. Add your name and email address.
  3. Tell us whether you want to be a pirate goblin, a fairy goblin, or maybe an exciting accountant goblin.
  4. Our goblin staff will carefully inspect, squint at, stamp, mutter over, and transform your photo.
  5. Your finished Fact Goblin portrait will be emailed back to you.

How long will it take?

Although we are very busy goblins, we will try to create your Fact Goblin portrait as fast as we possibly can. Please be patient if it takes a day or two, as each portrait must be carefully inspected, squinted at, and approved by the Department of Personal Goblinisation before being sent back to you.

Optional ideas

You can ask for your Fact Goblin to be:

  • A Victorian professor
  • A scientist
  • A pirate
  • A detective
  • A tea expert
  • A dinosaur researcher
  • A royal goblin
  • A space goblin
  • A fairy goblin
  • An exciting accountant goblin
  • A goblin version of yourself in your favourite hobby or setting

Or you can leave it entirely to us, which is brave.

Photo Permission

By uploading your photo, you confirm that you have permission to use it and that you are happy for us to use it to create your custom Fact Goblin image.

We will only use your uploaded photo to create your requested goblin portrait and contact you about your order or request. Once your Fact Goblin portrait has been completed, we will delete your original photo. Your original photo will not be shared, published, sold, displayed, or used anywhere else at all.