The Fact Goblin Colouring Book Is Here

At last, the Fact Goblins have escaped the website and wandered into printable form.

Our new Fact Goblin Colouring Book is packed with suspiciously official goblins, questionable scholarly activity, and enough blank spaces to let your crayons commit tiny acts of bureaucracy.

It is free to download, print, colour, annotate, spill tea on, or quietly file under “probably educational.”

Download it, sharpen your pencils, and remember: not every fact is true, but every goblin deserves a waistcoat.

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